holy smokes

wutang-chan:

i showed the gif below to my dad and he couldn’t stop laughing. he said it looked like me when i go outside 

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

hotwinger:

ihaveaheartpillow:

hotwinger:

Before n after smokign an entire Mary Wanna kush dru g

You could do some amazing jack sparrow cosplay with that face

I think you mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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yunghau5:

swedish is real

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